when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
the voices of my dead ancestors
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This website is so inspirational
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
A guide for college lectures
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.